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Reblog if you ever cried in front of the computer,...

kittyneiti: monilip: lemoca: then went downstairs and continued life as normal in front of your parents REICHENBACH!!! If it was only Reichenbach… Peacock and Alone on the water…god I cried

Apr 28th

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Apr 24th

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Apr 24th

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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis...

 The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
 The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
 The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I pass out!."

Apr 24th

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